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Description: Evil Nerd Menlo wants to receive revenge on some surfers by selling a terrible batch of soda named Buzz Cola which turns folks into mutant zombies. Its up to Jocko, Chuck, Bob and their surfer buddies to save the day.
Description: Matthew (Morris) Is A 29 Year Old Guy Who Works In A Crumby Advertising Job And Is Scared Of Commitment Until He And His Large Shot Psychiatrist Mate Tom (Findlay) Have A Bet Which Changes Their Minds About Girls Altogether!
Description: Fracchia is desperate: he has to sell a house within three days, or otherwise his boss will fire him. Mister Filini comes to him, but he asks the impossible, a house with at least five bathrooms for a several thousand dollars. Incredibly, they search a house, a castle in Transylvania which happens to be own by a count Vlad... Filini doesn't wish to purchase the castle without seeing it first, so the two of them travel to Transylvania, where they meet the count and his sister, who has a crush on Fracchia and decides to marry him! Meanwhile, the sister of a vampire hunter who was killed by Dracula is seeking to revenge her brother.
Description: When he is caught with his girlfriend, she is shipped off to a Catholic boarding school. He poses as a priest to see her and is beset with a series of surprises that prove that nothing is sacred at the academy of the blessed virgin
Description: Two squads have been assembled and taken to a remote island to compete in a series of tasks to determine the champion of Erotic Survivor. The Hey-Hu-Nanni tribe vs the all lesbian Pu-Nanni tribe.
Description: Shauna Grant heads the cast, testing a terrible woman for once. She is expelled from her school for making out with sharp-featured Dan Stephens in the men's room and therefore enrolled in Ms. Marmelstein's strict all girls' academy.Her escapade continues in her fresh stay at the Personal School for Young Ladies.... Sexy cotton panties and barely legal teens. Plaid skirts and bobby socks madness. Naughty young debutantes getting nasty. First time footage of women exploring their own tight young bodies. Crazy personal school lesbian terrible women caught on camera. Detention camera women in erotic rebellion. See these horny women torturing their professors and loving it. Nice women gone terrible in cock-hungry fantasies. Teasing, flashing and peeking under innocent skirts.
Description: With varying degrees of success, recently divorced mates Dave, Vic and Donny are trying to transport on with their lives. Vic feels vilified by his ex-wife's parents, while Donny has a shaky bond with his teen daughter, Emma. Dave, meanwhile, has an enviable trouble -- he has more dates than he can handle. As they confront their post-marital challenges, the boys take solace in one another's plights.
Description: Paul Reubens stars as Pee-wee Herman in his second full-length movie about a farmer who joins the circus after a storm drops a large tent in his front yard. Pee-wee, along with an outlandish cast of animals and circus performers, puts on the greatest present ever.
Description: Senator Pupis feels a powerful and uncontrollable urge to grab women's bottoms, a habit than can lead to embarrassment, especially if the girl in question is head of other state and the opportunity a state visit. In his desperation Pupis turns to the clergy for spiritual and psychological help.
Description: In this provocative teen comedy, Luke, a young boy insecure about his masculinity discovers he's a Zerophiliac, with the ability to change sex at will. Join Luke as he adventures into the extraordinary globe of Zerophilia where so many crazy questions arise, only one question matters: "Whom do you love?"
Description: A boy is in bed reading Sci-Fi mags, and his wife seduces him. He then falls asleep, and the rest is his dream. He is from an alternate world, and disguises himself as an alien, then boards their ship, to hold them from attacking his planet. The captain is a woman, who has two lesbian encounters with her crew, and whips one of them for trying to have sex with our hero. All of the girls are anxious to seduce our hero, as the another two boys on the ship are not very exciting. Our character forces a landing on an asetroid (actually the outskirts of Palmdale, California) and everyone runs around topless and has sex. He then blows up the alien ship in the worst unique results explosion.
Description: Ever wonder what it is like to be trapped in a horror movie? If you were to ask Al Cunningham, he'd say you it's not all fame and fortune. Instead it's blood and death at the hands of a man-eating plant monster. Will they survive? Will they create it to the end of the movie? Will they figure out where the melody is coming from? See the film that breaks down the 4The wall like never before.
Description: Dr. Honeywell, a crusader vs sin, has the police close down the local strip palace, putting Allison, Bobbie, Trixie, and Fern out of business. The women decide to begin a fresh clean business, delivering pizzas. The Pizza is a flop, but the delivery women are a success! As one day while Trixie is delivering a pizza her top comes off, the customers love it! This sparks off an concept and the pizza business has turned into a stripping success as "Penelope's Party Favors."
Description: The movie is about an unemployed banker, Henri Verdoux, and his sociopathic ways of attaining income. While being both loyal and competent in his work, Verdoux has been laid-off. To create cash for his wife and child, he marries wealthy widows and then murders them. His crime spree eventually works vs him when two particular widows break his normal routine.
Description: Cindy Cathcart is a student out of zone at an exclusive Swiss finishing school, Von Pupsin Academy. A terrible orphan, Cindy is attending on a scholarship, and is resented by her snobby peers as well as Fraulein Stinkenschmidt. She later finds allies: her British roommate, an outgoing Texan, Lulu Belle, an Italian Mafiosi's daughter, Isabella, and most crucial, the school's headmistress, Countess Von Pupsin.
Description: A day in the lives of a hit-and-run driver and her victim, and the bizarre things that happen to them before and after they collide (sexual assault by a crazed foot-fetishist, visions of the Virgin Mary, strange chicken-foot grafting operations).
Description: George Carlin hits the boards with the former Hippie-Dippie Weatherman's take on Brooklynese pronunciations of the names of sexually transmitted illness ("hoipes"), plus a prayer for the separation of church and state, feuds between breakfast foods, and the absurdity of wearing jungle camouflage in a desert.
Description: While in pursuit of cop Johnathan Graves, his demonic nemesis, Faust, sends his disciple Alexandria to hunt down the amulet that will set him free. Meanwhile, the Ghoulies search their method through an launch porthole and onto the roads of L.A., creating madness and mayhem as they find for a method to receive back home. As the body count rises, it becomes an ultimate war between a demonic killer, a rule-breaking cop, and our favourite monsters from the netherworld!
Description: This improvised movie is based on the true-life suicide of TV personality Art Linkletter's daughter, Diane. Mr. and Mrs. Linkletter fret about their daughter's newest behaviour, which contains taking drugs and dating a lowlife called Jim. Eventually, the parents confront Diane… with tragic consequences.
Description: Fred P. Chaney receives as inheritance after the death of his mother a speaking horse that also has nice knowledge about the stock-market. With the support of this horse Fred gains a lot at the stock-market of Chicago.
Description: Manos, a Greek school teacher, is forced to travel to Melbourne, Australia when the boy who murdered his grandfather 57 years ago surfaces there. While the reluctant Manos is tutored in the art of revenge by old mate Stephanos, he also attempts to patch things up with his former fiance Nicki.
Description: On a class excursion to a cave with stone age paintings the clumsy Rex gets lost. A mysterious crystal opens a gateway in time and sets him back to the stone ages, where he meets a group of prehistoric fellows and the superb Eba. While teaching her English and doing some pseudo-research on her fellows, his main target is to receive her sleeping with him. However the curiosity of the guild chief disturbs his attempts.
Description: A couple of bored escorts search themselves suddenly involved with a hit-gang and an ax-murderer - Mr. Jolly. Gratuitous violence, rivers of blood and max hilarity, all rolled into one.
Description: Life in a flimsy Tel Aviv apartment complex is a sour urban mosaic whose seedy characters, test as they might, can't receive out of one another's faces. The character's lives overlap and collide. Gabi, a bobbed haired sexpot, and her lover Hezi—who's older, balding and married—rent a room to have an affair, while Ezra, a pot bellied divorcee, supervises an illegal construction website next door. All this racket drives Schwartz, a Holocaust survivor, to a mental breakdown. Another characters contain illegal immigrants, a teenage man who's scared to serve in the army, and a corrupt police officer. In every stage the camera moves through walls, over desks, and around rooms in order to hold focused on the hero it's following, in moments of drama as well as in moments of mudane everyday activity
Description: The masterpiece of tease - introducing four stunningly pretty women never before seen on screen in the best tease film ever. Everyone loves to be turned on and we all know that the tease or foreplay is the essence of eroticism. Now, for the first time, there is a film that has teasing and tantalizing situations. That film is Terrible Women and the impact of it is sensational.
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It is hard to search innovative approaches to filming and directors who have the courage to discover fresh routes and who do not feel obliged to reply to the public. Cipri' and Maresco fortunately are not like this, and are convinced that cinema can be made without following the standard manual that you learn at a movie school.Their cinema cannot be described, but it is a fresh experience, where you are taken and transported together with wonderful characters and an intense form of human passion.It does not follow a coherent route, but imagination is the main car of their cinema. Art is expression, not reproduction of standards, and these directors are walking in that direction.
I cannot tell whether I liked it or not. Or now I cannot tell whether it is a nice movie or not. I personally liked it, although I cannot tell I enjoyed it. It is surely one of the most weird, bizarre, "screwed-up" movies I have ever seen in my life. Nothing follows a logical flow, there is basically no plot and no actors, but you inevitably end up laughing about something... and you do not even understand exactly WHY you are laughing, sometimes. but you laugh. Fully absurd, nonsense and pointless, but so strange you will end up feeling strange as well.
This film is the third and last film of the trilogy of the freaks by Ciprì and Maresco , the first one is "the uncle from Brookling " and the second one is "Totò that lives twice". I wrote the freaks trilogy because their actors, including the main characters are non professional ones but instead folks taken from the roads like Pasolini now did but unlike him Ciprì and Maresco the "actors" uses only "freakish" folks ugly, obese, aged, with health ( or mental)problems, speech impairments or disfiguring scars. Those freaks are the trademark of the director duo and are used in TV for a series of surreal sketches named "cinico TV". About the film plot: in a cesspool Sicily, after the second War, the Lamarca brothers very wish to be filmmakers, because they love cinema . so they sold their factory of stone statues and, with the support of a heinous cardinal, they begin the "trinacria cinema studios" like their true life counterparts ( the directors of the film Ciprì and Maresco)..they hired freakish folks for testing in absurd and failed movies. In a desperate attempt to save their studios the Bros agree to create a film about the sorcerer Cagliostro hiring the declining American film star Errol Douglas (played by a very nice Roberd Englund). (spoiler) the American actor falls down from a window and remains crippled after that, the incident lead the end also for the Lamarca brothers and their director that are killed by the Mafia because..they are financed by Lucky Luciano and Errol Douglas was a mate of the gangster ( end spoiler)Pros: If you are a fanatics of the duo Ciprì and Maresco then you will play this one: the main characters ( the ones who are now alive) are still here, the toothless Giordano and the spiting One, the aphasic Cirincione etc. Some gags ( the statue with a large dick) are rather amusing. Const : the film uses different styles like neither the directors have a clear concept about the final result: it is a fake documentary ( but only in the first half), a vulgar comedy, a drama or the surreal "cinic" TV sketch. The actors cannot really act, some of them really made their greatest but their performance are so modest that the effect is embarrassing to watch. Some of them are deformed others look like patients from a mental institute , dialogs consist in ugly folks that yelling profanities in a very massive accent... funny for a while but those gags cannot keep a entire film . The plot is very confuse as well: Errol Douglas ( Robert Englund) receive a head trauma and end his days in a mental asylum because think to be Cagliostro in the half of the movie..and was killed an devoured by feral pigs in the end. Summary: the film follow various directions and looks like they test to blend together various projects; is amusing in some segment and tiresome in others. A tiny inferior of the first two, lacking the unreal atmosphere and tried to be a comedy but failed in that because the terrible acting and writing . I'll do 6 of 10 for the visible effort.
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